I broke rule number one on the FP.

Kinja'd!!! "JustWaitingForAMate" (justwaitingforamate)
02/06/2014 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

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Some days, you just wake up pissed off.

Some days, someone just rubs you the wrong way.

Some days, you have to be the bad guy and say something horrible to someone horrible.

I'm not the asshole Jalopnik needs, I'm the one it deserves. The Jerk Knight.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:09

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Hey hey hey,

I'm not dead, thus you can't be a bigger asshole.

Get in line junior, there are at least 2 dozen people ahead of you on the asshole scale.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > Victorious Secret
02/06/2014 at 16:11

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I bow to the master.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:12

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What's rule number one? Don't be a dick?


Kinja'd!!! Ntovorni > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:13

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Yeah, I did it today too, I think on a Giz article. The comment was just so idiotic I couldn't help myself. We all have those days.


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:13

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You have much to learn my young padawan learner.

Let the butthurt flow through you.

Unlimited power!!!!

Okay, I'll stop now.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:17

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Bingo.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Party-vi
02/06/2014 at 16:18

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*clap* I, N, G, O and Bingo was his name-o!


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:21

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You haven't lived until you've been greyed out on the FP and called out by Hardibro. Just ask VS.

Also, links or it never happened.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Victorious Secret
02/06/2014 at 16:21

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Staff Sergeant First-Class Victorious Asshole


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:21

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Dont drift the hill.

That's it


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > ttyymmnn
02/06/2014 at 16:25

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Not linking it.

I trolled a troll with something I should probably never say to anyone. I probably escalated well above what I should have, but I've always been of the belief of 'hit as hard as possible the first time, so I don't need to hit a second.'


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/06/2014 at 16:25

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But I drift the hill all the time!


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > GhostZ
02/06/2014 at 16:30

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I thought I warranted at least Chief Victorious Asshole :(


Kinja'd!!! Victorious Secret > ttyymmnn
02/06/2014 at 16:31

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I have no idea what you're talking about, Willis.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Victorious Secret
02/06/2014 at 16:38

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Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > CalzoneGolem
02/06/2014 at 16:39

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Are you admitting guilt to a moderator of oppo?


Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 16:54

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I got a troll to admit deep personal things today .

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

I don't even know how to respond. I just laughed.


Kinja'd!!! JustWaitingForAMate > willkinton247
02/06/2014 at 16:56

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That's gold.


Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 17:01

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Oh man, he's on Oppo too.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > JustWaitingForAMate
02/06/2014 at 18:37

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You know the drill.

Links or it didn't happen!


Kinja'd!!! aquila121 > willkinton247
02/06/2014 at 19:40

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WHAT IN THE SHIT IS HIS LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

Seriously, nice.


Kinja'd!!! willkinton247 > aquila121
02/06/2014 at 19:44

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I know, right!? I tried to think of what it could be but I...I just...don't know, man.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
02/07/2014 at 05:35

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Wasn't me.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > CalzoneGolem
02/07/2014 at 08:46

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Ah, dammit!